zaubra | Entries tagged with person: andy burnham

Fandom: UK Politics
Title: On the Ball, City
Ship(s): Ed Balls/Andy Burnham
Word Count: 324
Rating: PG
Summary: Andy needs to learn not to give Ed ideas. For a prompt at the meme.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( On the Ball, City )

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Current Mood: bouncy
Crossposts: http://abluestocking.livejournal.com/39942.html

Fandoms: UK Politics
Title: The Great Blackberry Tea Problem
Ship(s): Yvette Cooper/Ed Balls/Andy Burnham
Word Count: 578
Rating: R
Summary: There are many ways to tell the story of how Yvette's Blackberry ended up drenched in tea. For this prompt at the meme.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( The Great Blackberry Tea Problem )

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Current Mood: mellow

Fandoms: UK Politics
Title: Own Goal
Ship(s): Yvette Cooper/Ed Balls/Andy Burnham
Word Count: 791
Rating: R
Summary: Yvette's horny. Distracting Andy from the Everton game, though, may be an even harder task than she'd thought. And Ed's not much help. For this prompt at the meme.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( Own Goal )

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Current Mood: sleepy

Fandom: UK Politics
Title: The Occasional Break
Ship(s): Nick Boles/Michael Gove
Word Count: 1,346
Rating: NC-17
Content: Explicit sex.
Summary: During a very long EU debate, Michael and Nick take a break. For this prompt at the meme.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( The Occasional Break )

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Current Mood: satisfied

Fandom: UK Politics
Title: Pretty Is As Pretty Does
Ship(s): Andy Burnham/Professor Brian Cox
Word Count: 393
Rating: PG
Summary: Andy Burnham and Professor Brian Cox meet at a party, and compare notes on prettiness. For this prompt at the meme.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( Pretty Is As Pretty Does )

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Current Mood: lazy

Fandom: UK Politics
Title: Departmental Responsibilities
Ship(s): Stephen Twigg/Michael Gove, Ed Balls/Andy Burnham/Michael Gove
Word Count: 556
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “When you said there were some things you needed to explain about shadowing the Education Department, I thought you meant that they didn’t answer our questions,” Stephen says. “Or that the kettle was broken.” Written for the Gove rare!pair party at the meme.
Content: Allusions to corporal punishment.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( Departmental Responsibilities )

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Current Mood: bouncy

Fandom: UK Politics
Title: The Heart of Conference
Ship(s): Ed Balls/Andy Burnham
Word Count: 736
Rating: G
Summary: She keeps the Labour 2011 conference running. No matter what happens. For this prompt.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( The Heart of Conference )

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Current Mood: giggly

Title: Trouble in Paradise
Ship(s): David Cameron/George Osborne
Word Count: 610
Rating: PG, for implied sexual situation
Summary: The Rapture's happened, and Andy's stuck on a cloud with a naked Eric Pickles, an excited Tony Blair, a bored Chris Bryant, and a randy David Cameron and George Osborne. Then God shows up, and she's not all that pleased.
Disclaimer: All works posted on this journal are creative works of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( Trouble in Paradise )

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A/N: Comments are very much loved (and anon commenting is on), but never required. <33

Also, a lovely author!anon at the meme wrote a sequel/coda/companion fic to this, which is required reading. It's called Pissing into the Wind, and it has Michael Gove and Chris Bryant and Ann Widdecombe! Check it out here.

Current Mood: bouncy

Title: The Shadow Cabinet and the Vodka Bottle
Ship(s): Yvette Cooper/Ed Balls; Ed Miliband/Justine Thornton; other implied pairings
Word Count: 4,030
Rating: PG, for strong language
Warnings: none
Summary: “It better not land on Douglas,” Ed retorts. “He’s topless.”
Author's Note: For this prompt at the meme.
Disclaimer: All works posted on this journal are creative works of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you are one of the persons named in these stories, or if you know one of them personally, please bear in mind that stories such as these are written for entertainment value only, in full knowledge that they are not based in truth, and that ultimately they are a labor of love. Also, if you are one of these people, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( The Shadow Cabinet and the Vodka Bottle )

A/N: So, this is finally finished! I’ve been working on it for forever now – well, for ten days, at any rate. But it’s done now, and I hope you enjoy it!

Comments are very much loved (and anon commenting is on), but never required. <33