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Fandom: UK Politics
Title: Whips, Ball-Gags, and Orange Juice
Ship(s): Peter Mandelson/George Osborne
Word Count: 1,245
Rating: PG
Summary: George is going to need some more orange juice. (Inspired by a comment in the Strangers' Bar about the documentary mentioned in the fic.) Can also be found here at the meme.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( Whips, Ball-Gags, and Orange Juice )

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Fandom: UK Politics
Title: Coffee-Flavoured Kisses
Word Count: 915
Rating: G
Summary: Peter and George retire to Ireland together. Can also be found here at the meme.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( Coffee-Flavoured Kisses )

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I've been putting off posting my recent fic, but it needs to be done before I fall completely behind. I'll post the Leveson inquiry fic once it's finished, but here are the Mandelborne ones for now.

Fandom: UK Politics
Title: A Quite Interesting Tale
Ship(s): Peter Mandelson/George Osborne, Stephen Fry/Alan Davies
Word Count: 950
Rating: G
Summary: After seeing Peter flinch at the sight of George Osborne's picture, Stephen is determined to winkle the truth out of him and then offer advice. But what Stephen finds may surprise him... Can also be found here at the meme.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( A Quite Interesting Tale )

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Fandom: UK Politics
Title: Election Night Manoeuvres (In Bed)
Ship(s): Sally Bercow/John Bercow
Word Count: 328
Rating: PG
Summary: There's an election on, but Sally wants her husband to come to bed, and she's very good at getting what she wants. Can also be found here at the meme.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( Election Night Manoeuvres (In Bed) )

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Fandom: UK Politics
Title: Her
Ship(s): Margaret Thatcher/William Hague, Ffion Hague/William Hague
Word Count: 1,881
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Half of you won’t be here in 30 or 40 years time!" William Hague looks back on his lifetime of memories of Margaret Thatcher. For a prompt at the meme that said Thatcher/Hague was the one pairing they'd always wanted to see.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( Her )

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Fandom: UK Politics
Title: Silken Snippets
Ship(s): Yvette Cooper/Ed Balls
Word Count: 243
Rating: PG-13
Summary: For a prompt on the meme that wanted somebody being turned on by Ed's running tights.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( Silken Snippets )

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Fandom: UK Politics
Title: Stars and Starbursts
Ship(s): Caroline Lucas/Dawn Primarolo
Word Count: 357
Rating: G
Summary: Caroline and Dawn observe Earth Hour together. (Can also be found here at the meme.)
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( Stars and Starbursts )

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Have been writing - which is lovely - mostly due to a wicked case of insomnia last night - which was not. Still, it's nice to have the words flowing again, if still a bit haltingly (just minifills so far).

University Challenge final is tomorrow night. My beloved UCL went out in the semifinals and I lost my favourite player, UCL (Jamie) Karran, he of the massive hair and hilarious answers. :( Oh, Karran, I shall miss you.



The final is going to be Manchester, my second favourites, and one of the Cambridge colleges. Manchester's captain is (Tristan) Burke, who's hilarious in a completely different way from Karran. A lot of people hate him, but I think he's awesome, in an arrogant annoying Christopher-Bryant kind of way. xD And come on, how can you not love someone who recited "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day" to Paxman? ("First-round flirtation", declared one of Burke's teammates.)


Of course I am now shipping Burke and Karran. xD This isn't out of nowhere - they did play a match against each other back in an earlier round (Karran & co won), and they seem to be friends (or at least they talk to each other on Twitter, and Karran wants Manchester to beat Cambridge). And Karran is canon gay - I don't know about Burke.

Still, this is completely a fandom of one. xDDD

Anyway, I need to run to the shop before it closes, so I'll stop here.

Or rather, I don't NEED to, but I want Pepsi Max and chocolate. xD

Love you all.

EDIT: Ahahaha, I have found a video of UCL Karran! Not from University Challenge, though, from another of my favourite quiz shows, Pointless (which he was apparently on last year).


I love you, Jamie Karran.

Fandom: UK Politics
Title: The Vicar and the Rabbi
Ship(s): Chris Bryant/Ed Miliband
Word Count: 282
Rating: G
Summary: Chris looks quite attractive in his husband's kippah. (Can also be found here at the meme.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( The Vicar and the Rabbi )

Last night I had a wicked case of insomnia, so what did I do? I started writing fics. xD

Didn't fall asleep until 7 AM, didn't wake up until 2 PM. Ah well, at least it's Sunday.

Fandom: UK Politics
Title: Amidst the Roses
Ship(s): David Cameron/Nick Clegg
Word Count: 1,259
Rating: PG
Summary: David Cameron is acting strangely, and Nick Clegg knows what that means. (Inspired by a passing comment on a political programme.) Can also be read here at the meme.
Warning: Spoiler, so only read if you must: (highlight to read) Character death.]
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( Amidst the Roses )

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