abluestocking

Last night I had a wicked case of insomnia, so what did I do? I started writing fics. xD

Didn't fall asleep until 7 AM, didn't wake up until 2 PM. Ah well, at least it's Sunday.

Fandom: UK Politics
Title: Amidst the Roses
Ship(s): David Cameron/Nick Clegg
Word Count: 1,259
Rating: PG
Summary: David Cameron is acting strangely, and Nick Clegg knows what that means. (Inspired by a passing comment on a political programme.) Can also be read here at the meme.
Warning: Spoiler, so only read if you must: (highlight to read) Character death.]
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( Amidst the Roses )

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Fandom: UK Politics
Title: Helmsman of a Liberal Ship
Ship(s): David Cameron/Nick Clegg
Word Count: 585
Rating: G
Summary: Nick is tired of being left behind while all of his MPs find love. He comes up with a plan. Set in the Yenta universe. For my 50-fic party at the meme.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( Helmsman of a Liberal Ship )

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Fandom: UK Politics
Title: The Foxhunt
Ship(s): Liam Fox/Adam Werrity, Liam Fox/Jesme Baird, David Cameron/Nick Clegg
Word Count: 672
Rating: PG, for brief language
Summary: Five questions that didn't matter, and one that did. Written for this prompt.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you've found this by googling yourself or someone you know, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( The Foxhunt )

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So Royal Wedding fever hit on Friday, and we got this prompt on the meme: "An AU where David or Nick is a prince, falls in love in with the other one, and they get married?"

I should be writing my NextGen fic that I've been working on for two weeks now, but my muse is stalled on that and I couldn't resist filling this prompt in the meantime. So I filled it with this fic. And then I wasn't completely happy with how it turned out, so I started writing an alternative version. Basically, this prompt has eaten my week.

But anyway, I figured I should post this first fill on here (the alternative version, A Royal Affair, will be posted once I finish it on the meme). ETA: Now posted, can be found here.

Title: Hand in Hand
Ship(s): David Cameron/Nick Clegg
Word Count: 5,660
Rating: PG-13, for language and sexual themes
Summary: Prince Nick's wedding day. For the prompt: "An AU where David or Nick is a prince, falls in love in with the other one, and they get married?" Companion fic to A Royal Affair.
Disclaimer: All works posted on this journal are creative works of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you are one of the persons named in these stories, or if you know one of them personally, please bear in mind that stories such as these are written for entertainment value only, in full knowledge that they are not based in truth, and that ultimately they are a labor of love. Also, if you are one of these people, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

( Hand in Hand )

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A/N: Comments are very much loved (and anon commenting is on), but never required. <33

For Nick and David's romance leading to their wedding day, see A Royal Affair.

I came across the cutest little accidental prompt on the meme - . Yes, a single full stop (UK) or period (US). For some reason, this gave me many ideas for ficlets, which I proceeded to happily write. There may be more eventually, but here are the three I've written so far! :D

Disclaimer: All works posted on this journal are creative works of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. If you are one of the persons named in these stories, or if you know one of them personally, please bear in mind that stories such as these are written for entertainment value only, in full knowledge that they are not based in truth, and that ultimately they are a labor of love. Also, if you are one of these people, stop playing on the Internet and go run the country.

Title: Stolen Moment
Ship(s): David Cameron/Nick Clegg
Word Count: 127
Rating: PG, for implied sexual situation
Summary: David steals Nick's words.

( Stolen Moment )

Title: Interloper
Ship(s): Yvette Cooper/Ed Balls
Word Count: 462
Rating: PG, for language and implied sexual situations
Summary: Ed Miliband watches an interloper move in on his Yvette.

( Interloper )

Title: Knifing a Foreign Secretary
Ship(s): Ed Miliband/David Miliband
Word Count: 288
Rating: PG, adult themes
Warning: Implied incest.
Summary: It is to be a full stop, then.

( Knifing a Foreign Secretary )

A/N: Comments are very much loved (and anon commenting is on), but never required. <33

Title: Of Beer, Swimming, and the Whims of Liberals
Ship(s): David Cameron/Nick Clegg
Word Count: 1,931
Rating: PG-13, for language, danger, and brief sexual situations
Prompt: "Clameron where one of them DRAMATICALLY SAVES THE OTHER'S LIFE, and the saved one is very, very grateful = life affirming sexytiems."
Author's Note: I figured I owed you all a bit of unabashed fluff after the last fic. So I wrote some.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. It is true that real-person fiction is of dubious legality - if you are one of the persons named within, or know one of them, please bear in mind that stories such as this are written for entertainment value only, in full knowledge that they are not based in truth, and that ultimately they are a labor of love; also, if you are one of these people, stop reading immediately and go run the country.

( Of Beer, Swimming, and the Whims of Liberals )

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A/N: Feedback is much loved!

Title: Charity Begins at Home
Ships: David Cameron/Nick Clegg, David Cameron/Samantha Cameron, Nick Clegg/Miriam González Durántez, possible or hinted other pairings
Word Count: 3,785 in this Epilogue; 29,696 overall.
Rating: Fic is rated PG-13; this epilogue is rated NC-17, for graphic sexual situations and swearing
Tagline: One million pounds to charity. One million pounds of trouble.
Summary: Faced with the strings attached to a £1,000,000 charitable donation, how far are David Cameron and Nick Clegg willing to push themselves? How will they deal with the political and personal fallout? And just what are George Osborne and Vince Cable scheming?
Author's Note: Originally begun for a kinkmeme, this story quickly took on a life of its own. It glories in its self-indulgence, cheese, and crack; you are hereby warned.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. It is true that real-person fiction is of dubious legality - if you are one of the persons named within, or know one of them, please bear in mind that stories such as this are written for entertainment value only, in full knowledge that they are not based in truth, and that ultimately they are a labor of love; also, if you are one of these people, stop reading immediately and go run the country.

Note: Charity Begins at Home can be read without this epilogue. The plot is complete after the story proper, and if you do not like reading porn, feel free to stop there. This epilogue is rated NC-17.

Return to Part One, Part Two, or Part Three.

( Charity Begins at Home, Epilogue - NC-17 )

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A/N: Feedback is much loved! Anon comments are on, so don't be shy. :)

Title: Charity Begins at Home
Ships: David Cameron/Nick Clegg, David Cameron/Samantha Cameron, Nick Clegg/Miriam González Durántez, possible or hinted other pairings
Word Count: 9,396 in Part One; 29,696 overall.
Rating: PG-13, for sexual situations and swearing
Tagline: One million pounds to charity. One million pounds of trouble.
Summary: Faced with the strings attached to a £1,000,000 charitable donation, how far are David Cameron and Nick Clegg willing to push themselves? How will they deal with the political and personal fallout? And just what are George Osborne and Vince Cable scheming?
Author's Note: Originally begun for a kinkmeme, this story quickly took on a life of its own. It glories in its self-indulgence, cheese, and crack; you are hereby warned.
Disclaimer: This is a creative work of fiction, composed of fictional characters inspired by the public personas of living people. No injury or disrespect is intended to the persons named. It is true that real-person fiction is of dubious legality - if you are one of the persons named within, or know one of them, please bear in mind that stories such as this are written for entertainment value only, in full knowledge that they are not based in truth, and that ultimately they are a labor of love; also, if you are one of these people, stop reading immediately and go run the country.

( Charity Begins at Home )

This story is now too large for one entry. Continue to Part Two.

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A/N: Feedback is much loved, and motivates me to neglect my thesis writing in favor of this. :)